Ok, I admit it… I have been in a bit of a ‘kunk’ (human translation: funk) since the “Cherry-topped Mitz” debacle.
Apparently, a lot of humanoids are almost as desperate for laughs as my Meowmie is. The captions continue to arrive in my Meowmie’s inbox (Feline Translation: LittBox) much to my catgroan, and to be expected given her rather paltry and pathetic pastimes most days, my Meowmie’s delight.
I have been trying (and successfully of course) to even up the score a bit. Meowmie’s long hair has been getting ooodles of extra “pull-time” most nights of late. I make sure to get in my 40 winks when the humans are out of the house so that I can be fresh and ready for fun when it’s “lights out” for the old folks (I like to call them that, but not to their faces). 😉
Needless to say, Meowmie is not amused!!!!. I meow in reply, “Get use to it”.
If I have to pose and be displayed as a da–dessert , then somethings gotta give…… And hey, it’s not like Meowmie accomplishes much more, when she does sleep. I’m probably doing the old girl a favor, keeping her awake longer. It’s been scientifically proven that too much sleep can be harmful for humans, more winks= more wrinkles snort, snort…..Ok, so it’s only my theory for now, but I’ll be waiting for my observations to be challenged by a professional in the field of skin folds!!! I’ve seen the results of a full nights sleep for humans first-hand and believe you me…….. Meowmie at 6 AM, NOT a pretty sight!!!
Anyways, enough Meowmie-bashing. She still is in charge of the kibble so I better back off while I’m still ahead……
I have also found solace in the support and good wishes of the feline-blog community. Thanks to all of you for your kind words and headbonks a plenty. It has helped so much. I have also been perusing the Web, searching for new talent to tittilate my palette and those of my discerning feline readers (ok I guess the humans can read along too, but do try to keep up!!)
Her Royal Feliness: The Empress Kukka Maria (photo no longer available)
A particularly racey/rockin’/royal blog I have found in the past couple of weeks is: Kukka Maria, hosted by an exiled Empress no less!!! Can you believe it????
And if that’s not big enough news for you or you aren’t a fan of feline royalty (is that possible?), the fab. KM actually DATED Brad Pitt!!! Of course it was when Brad Baby Blue Eyes (I’m guessing on the color of his orbs!!!) was between wives and sadly the relationship ended in spilled tears and kibbles…but heh, it must have been fun while it lasted. Which life of KM’s 9 it happened during was not discerned but it has certainly not taken it’s toil on the Empress’ royal stature or beauty. At least not to the naked feline-eye.
But what really, really, REALLY caught my eye on this outstanding cat-o-nine-blog was the September 14th post, eschewing the wonders of NOT being a dog!!! Now, that’s my kind of post. Read it and meeeeeoooowwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
That’s just the tip of the tail. Stop by to check out celebrity scandals, who’s dating who, even human updates from the litter-lines……Don’t miss a minute….you snooze, you lose. Are you still reading Meowmie or have you nodded off again!!! Snort, snort…..
Chow for now, The Marvellous Mitz 🙂